DeRay Davis jokes about merch table theft

Comedian DeRay Davis is laughing off a recent theft from his merch table, turning the mishap into comedy gold during a chat at LAX. He suspects his exes might be behind it, but keeps it light-hearted amid tough times.

Oh, the drama! DeRay Davis's merch table got raided at a recent show, and the comedian isn't pressing charges—he's serving jokes instead. Caught chatting with a TMZ cameraperson at LAX on Monday, DeRay quipped that the thieves who snatched his t-shirts "got him for $100M." 💸

He cheekily warned, something's already missing from your house! And get this: he claims he's already exacted retribution since they were nabbed on camera. But the real shade? "I know it's one of my ex-girlfriends sent them. It felt too calculated." 😂 Exes, always plotting, right?

In a more serious vibe, DeRay gets it—folks are struggling. "I think we're living in times where you have to find humor in it, because at the end of the day, if they didn't need them, they probably wouldn't have took them," he told TMZ. And the kicker: "Their kids are at home with my shirts on!" Iconic mercy from the funnyman. Is this the most forgiving celeb theft story, or what?

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