DeRay Davis jokes about merch table theft

Comedian DeRay Davis is laughing off a recent theft from his merch table, turning the mishap into comedy gold during a chat at LAX. He suspects his exes might be behind it, but keeps it light-hearted amid tough times.

Oh, the drama! DeRay Davis's merch table got raided at a recent show, and the comedian isn't pressing charges—he's serving jokes instead. Caught chatting with a TMZ cameraperson at LAX on Monday, DeRay quipped that the thieves who snatched his t-shirts "got him for $100M." 💸

He cheekily warned, something's already missing from your house! And get this: he claims he's already exacted retribution since they were nabbed on camera. But the real shade? "I know it's one of my ex-girlfriends sent them. It felt too calculated." 😂 Exes, always plotting, right?

In a more serious vibe, DeRay gets it—folks are struggling. "I think we're living in times where you have to find humor in it, because at the end of the day, if they didn't need them, they probably wouldn't have took them," he told TMZ. And the kicker: "Their kids are at home with my shirts on!" Iconic mercy from the funnyman. Is this the most forgiving celeb theft story, or what?

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Five Argentine tourists stand remorsefully in Miami courtroom during sentencing for Dolphin Mall theft.
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Five Mendocinos sentenced in Miami for mall theft

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Five Argentine tourists from Mendoza were detained in Miami for allegedly stealing from the Dolphin Mall during a bachelor party trip. After appearing before Judge Mindy Glazer, each must pay a $2000 sanction and were released on bail. A friend of one of the involved described it as 'something adolescents do'.

Hollywood showman Jeff Beacher's swanky Hollywood Hills pad was hit by burglars who made off with thousands in valuables. A cleaning lady discovered the mess Monday afternoon, but the thieves had already bolted. Despite the chaos, Beacher's keeping his cool and sticking to his party plans.

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Mexican influencer Aaron Mercury, recent winner of 'Las Estrellas Bailan en Hoy', experienced a theft from his truck right before the show's finale. A thief broke the vehicle's window and stole the stereo, as shown in security videos shared on social media.

Daniel Curtis Lee expressed devastation after his homeless 'Ned's Declassified' co-star Tylor Chase allegedly trashed a motel room he booked for him, highlighting challenges in California's support systems for those in need.

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Boxer Jarrell Miller's toupee flew off mid-fight at Madison Square Garden, turning a knockout punch into viral gold. But hey, silver lining: his DMs are now exploding with hair product offers. The 37-year-old heavyweight took it like a champ, crediting the mishap for fueling his victory.

Precious items from the Élysée Palace, such as Sèvres porcelain and Baccarat champagne flutes, were stolen and offered for sale online on Vinted. Three men are implicated in this amateur pillaging that occurred over at least two years. The damage is estimated between 15,000 and 40,000 euros.

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Five tourists from Mendoza, Argentina, were detained on November 30 at Miami's Dolphin Mall accused of theft and orchestrating a criminal plan, but they claim it was a confusion involving an alarm and luggage with purchases. After paying bail, they returned to Argentina and will face a hearing on January 29, 2026, remotely. The involved parties insist on their innocence and reject the accusations.

 

 

 

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