TVLine released its Quotes of the Week roundup on March 15, 2026, featuring lines from nearly a dozen shows including Scrubs, Shrinking, Elsbeth, and Survivor. The list captures humor, tension, and banter from recent episodes. Contributors include Nick Caruso, Rebecca Luther, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots, Ryan Schwartz, and Andy Swift.
TVLine's latest Quotes of the Week compiles standout dialogue from the past seven days across various series. The edition spotlights moments like J.D. (Zach Braff) in Scrubs noting, 'I should probably learn his name,' aware of the janitor's potential ire. In Shrinking, Jimmy (Jason Segel) awkwardly jokes to Louis, 'Be funny if I killed her! I don't know why I said that,' after mentioning his promotion and new relationship. Elsbeth's Capt. Wagner (Wendell Pierce) responds dryly to her gushing over boyfriend Alec Bloom: 'You do' need more girlfriends. Other highlights include Nurse Kacy (Kim Quindlen) in Chicago Med brainstorming limerick names rhyming with private parts, landing on 'Wussy.' Survivor contestant Q Burdette declares, 'Stephenie is my No. 1, and if you know something about me, the only person that can turn and vote out my No. 1 is me!' Cirie Fields likens a tribe swap to unwanted visitors: 'I didn't want nobody to come over. I didn't need what you have.' In 9-1-1, a sheriff calls Buck 'Cute,' contrasting with Eddie's 'We call him Buck.' St. Denis Medical's Joyce (Wendi McLendon-Covey) panics over her bleached lip: 'Oh, no. Oh, no. I look like a Lorax!' Rooster features Dylan (Danielle Deadwyler) reassuring Greg (Steve Carell): 'I teach a class about the poetry of Bad Bunny. You'll be fine.' Kelly Clarkson on The Voice shades Blake Shelton: 'I'm like Blake Shelton, but better.' 'The bar was low.' The roundup invites readers to share favorites in comments.