TVLine has released its Quotes of the Week roundup for the period ending March 22, 2026, spotlighting memorable lines from shows including Survivor, Shrinking, The Rookie, and others. The collection captures humor, drama, and satire across comedy, reality TV, and late-night programming. Contributors include Nick Caruso, Rebecca Luther, and Kimberly Roots.
TVLine's latest Quotes of the Week features nearly a dozen shows with standout dialogue from recent episodes. The roundup invites readers to share their own favorites in the comments section. Key highlights include the following verbatim quotes with brief context provided by TVLine. > In Survivor, Mike White jokingly apologizes to Jeff Probst after getting blindsided by his tribe: > >Great party, man. Sorry I have to leave so early. > > In Shrinking, Jimmy (Jason Segel) attempts an ill-timed joke to Gaby (Jessica Williams) following a patient's death: > >I thought of something funny, but now is not the time. > >Go for it. Come on, I need a laugh. > >You have dead patient-face. > >What the hell is wrong with you?! > >I was trying to be funny! > > The Rookie sees officers Juarez (Lisseth Chavez) and Nolan (Nathan Fillion) challenge shady motel owner Earl (Lenny Jacobson): > >You know you're not supposed to tamper with a potential crime scene, Earl. > >We're a family establishment! > >Manson family, maybe. > > Other entries cover St. Denis Medical, where Matt (Mekki Leeper) mixes up a Grinch reference; Outlander, with Brianna (Sophie Skelton) realizing a family tension; Southern Charm, discussing a show called 'Heated Rivalry'; and late-night bits from Jimmy Kimmel Live on the NCAA tournament and Stephen Colbert on St. Patrick's Day. Shows like Chicago Med, Paradise, Age of Attraction, and Southern Hospitality also appear. The feature emphasizes entertaining sound bites from the past seven days.
